G  F  G  F  G  F  C


[Verse]

                 G                  Gmaj7
She says there's ants in the carpet
Em                    Em/D
Dirty little monsters
Eb                     D
Eating all the morsels
Bm                     C
Picking up the rubbish
G                       Gmaj7
Give her effervescence
    Em                     Em with D
She needs a little sparkle
Eb                D
Good morning T.V.
       Bm                 C
You're looking so healthy


[Chorus]

Em               D
We all say don't want to be alone
Em                       D
We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same
Em            D                           C
And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night
C               B C
End of a century, oh it's nothing special


[Verse]

G                  Gmaj7
Sex on the T.V.
Em                    Em/D
Everybody's at it
Eb                     D
And the mind gets dirty
Bm                     C
As you get closer to thirty

G               Gmaj7  Em              Em with D
He gives her a cuddle, glowing in a huddle
Eb           D    Bm                 C
Good night T.V., you're all made up

And you're looking like (me)


[Chorus]

Em               D
We all say don't want to be alone
Em                       D
We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same
Em            D                           C
And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night
C               B C
End of a century, oh it's nothing special


[Interlude]

G   F   G   F    G   F   C
Can you eat her, yes you can


[Chorus]

Em               D
We all say don't want to be alone
Em                       D
We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same
Em            D                           C
And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night
C               B C
End of a century, oh it's nothing special

Em               D
We all say don't want to be alone
Em                       D
We wear the same clothes cause we feel the same
Em            D                           C
And kiss with dry lips when we say g'night
C               B C
End of a century, oh it's nothing special