A         C    A       E
This is a public warning

   A       C    A       E
Be careful when you are out

        G    D    Db   G
We are having freaky weather

        A       C  A    E Eb D
There's alot of it about

A       C    A       E
The terraces are swinging

       A      C   A      E
He's a monkey on the roof

        G    D    Db   G
You've seen him on the telly

   A        C   A   E   E6  Eb  D
So let me introduce your host tonight



A   C  A   E
T.O.P.M.A.N

   A         C    A  E
He's naughty by nature

   A         C    A  E
On doubles and chasers

          G    D Db  G
He's a little boy racer

  E                  Eb        D
Shooting guns on the high street of love



A              C    A        E       A       C    A    E
In a crowd it's hard to spot him, but anonymity can cost

        G    D    Db  G           A    C   A     E Eb D
He's never cheap n cheerful, He's Hugo and he's Boss

     A         C    A      E   A    C    A    E
He's riding through the desert on a Camel light

    G     D  Db  G           A     C    A    E
And on a magic carpet, He'll fly away tonight

 Eb       D
Open sesame



A   C  A   E
T.O.P.M.A.N

   A     C    A  E
Sees her in double

   A       C   A   E
Then pukes on the pavement

        G     D     Db   G
Likes her all clean and shaven

   E                   Eb      D
Shooting guns on the high street of love