C                  D         C
Grab a seat have something to eat
 C                        D  C
help yourself its alright
 C                         D     C
If you want a beer theyre over here
 C                           D   C
But we only have coors light
 C                     D    C
Try a chip with my homemade dip
 C                        D   C
the stuff is out of sight
  C                     D          
Right before bed we'll shave your head
  G                          D
glad to see you dressed in white


 D                 G D C
Cause its a Klan KooKout
 D      G D C
Klan KooKout
 D      G D C
Klan KooKout
 D      G     D C
Klan KooKout


 G              D     C
Heres my wife slash sister

she brightens up my day
 G        D            C
she went away and i missed her

cause my moms a lousy lay
 G              D       C
dont hang with foreign fellows

itll only be your loss
 G              D       C
Stay here and roast marshmallows,
                 D
by the burning cross


              G D C
at the Klan Kookout
 D       G    D C
Klan Kookout
 D       G D C
dans on lookout
        D      G 
at the Klan Kookout


 G
and if youre black
 C
dont wanna see your face
 G
they're like highschool track
 C
its just a stupid race
 G
we got a plan
 C
kill all the jews
 G
are you a mexican
 C               D
cause you seem confused?
 D       
senor...que? que? que?


D             G D C
its a klan kookout
 D      G D C
klan kookout
                   D          G  D C   
mein kampf? man, check that book out
        D      G     D C
at the klan kookout



not sure about this part..


+   D              C     A                  C       D
+  all men are created equal, man that shit gets me pissed
+   D             C      A                      C         D
+  heres an idea for a sequel, someone loses schindler's list
+  D            C A                         C  D
+  i cook i clean, cause im the hooded host
+  D           C                        D
+  and on halloween, i dress as a...slaveowner!


 G         
we hate hispanics
 C
hence the 20 foot walls
 G                            
and all you goddamn dirty catholics
 C
can cath-o-lick my balls
  G
ethnics give off wierd aromas
 C
and i cant understand
 G 
why we need highschool diplomas
 C                 D
with the bible in hand!


              G D C
at the klan kookout
 D       G D C
klan kookout
 D       G D C
klan kookout
 D       G D C
klan kookout