C
*crowd applause*
G                       D         Em C
    Thank you very much. Thank you!      You guys have been incredible. Thank you.
G  D  Em  C
              I couldn't have done it without you guys.
  G                D                    Em         C
I couldn't, really, I...   This last year has been...   you know there have been times that
G     D           Em                                 C
  um...    but just knowing that you're here, you know, feeling you here with me,
G      D               Em         C
  um...    yeah thank you.
G           D                  Em                    C
  You know I hate to ask because ahhh you have given me so much,
G        D Em                         C
  but...           I need you to do one more thing for me.
G D                  Em
      Can you do that?


[Chorus A]
C
Get your fucking hands up
G                 D
Get on out of your seats
                    Em
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
C
Get your fucking hands up
G                 D
Get on out of your seats
                    Em
All eyes on me, all eyes on me


[Verse 1]
C                           G
    Are you feeling nervous?
                   D
Are you having fun?
                Em               C
It's almost over, it's just begun
                    G
Don't overthink this, look in my eye
D
Don't be scared, don't be shy
Em                          C
Come on in, the water's fine


[Pre-Chorus]
               G                 D
We're going to go where everybody knows
          Em                C
Everybody knows, everybody oh
               G                 D
We're going to go where everybody knows
          Em
Everybody knows...


[Chorus A]
C
Get your fucking hands up
G                 D
Get on out of your seat
                     Em
All eyes on me, all eyes on me, hey yo,
C
Get your fucking hands up
G                 D
Get on out of your seat
                     Em
All eyes on me, all eyes on me


[Chorus B]
C           G
Heads down, pray for me
D            Em
Heads down now, pray for me
C
Get your fucking hands up
G                 D
Get on out of your seat
                    Em        C
All eyes on me, all eyes on me


[Bridge 1]
G                                  D    Em    C
     You wanna hear a funny story?            So, uh, five years ago,
  G           D      Em    C
I quit performing live comedy, because I was beginning to have uh,
G                                  D                          Em            C
severe panic attacks, while on stage, which is not a great place to have them
       G      D                                        Em           C
So I, I quit,     and I didn't perform for five years, I spent that time
      G                           D                     Em        C
trying to improve myself mentally.   And you know what?      I did!   I got better.
G                    D         Em              C
  I got so much better, in fact, that in January of
G    D    Em                              C
2020,           I thought, "You know what? I should
G                  D     Em      C
   start performing again. I've been hiding from the world
G               D    Em           C
   and I need to...         re-enter.
G          D                 Em         C
   And then, the funniest thing happened


[Verse 1]
C                           G
    Are you feeling nervous?
                   D
Are you having fun?
                Em              C
It's almost over, it's just begun
                    G
Don't overthink this, look in my eye
D
Don't be scared, don't be shy
Em
Come on in, the water's fine


[Verse 2]
C                   G
You say the ocean's rising
              D
Like I give a shit
                          Em
You say the whole world's ending
                  C
Honey, it already did
                 G
You're not gonna slow it
                 D
Heaven knows you tried
Em                       C
Got it? Good, now get inside


[Pre-Chorus]
               G                 D
We're going to go where everybody knows
          Em                C
Everybody knows, everybody oh
               G                 D
We're going to go where everybody knows
          Em
Everybody knows...


[Final Chorus]
C
Get your fucking hands up
G                 D
Get on out of your seat
                    Em
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
C
Get your fucking hands up
G                 D
Get on out of your seat
                    Em
All eyes on me, all eyes on me

C           G
Heads down, pray for me
D             Em
Heads down now, pray for me
       C
I said get your fucking hands up
G                 D
    Get up!        Get up!
                    Em
I'm talking to you, get the fuck up!

C
Get your fucking hands up
G                 D
Get on out of your seat
                    Em
All eyes on me, all eyes on me
              C
Hey, fuckin', get your fucking hands up
G                 D
Get on out of your seat
                    Em
All eyes on me, all eyes on me

         C           G
Come on, heads down, pray for me
D              Em
Heads down now, pray for me
       C                        G
I said get your fucking hands up

Get on- *laughs*
D                  Em
All eyes on me, all eyes on me