A7
Wake up at 11:30
A7
Feelin' like a bag of shit (Oh no!)
A7
All my clothes are dirty
        A7
So I'm smelling like a bag of shit
A7
Go to pour my coffee and I miss my cup
A7
OMG, that is just my luck
A7
Look in the mirror, say "What's up
    N.C.
You useless fuck?"


[Pre-Chorus]
        A7
Are you feeling what I'm feeling?
  A7
I haven't had a shower in the last nine days (Ah)
 A7
Staring at the ceiling
    A7
And waiting for this feeling to go away but it won't go away
N.C.
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit (Tell us how you're feelin')


[Chorus]
                  A7       C
Well, I feel like shit (Oh, shit)
D                     E               A7       C
Feeling like a saggy, massive sack of shit (Oh, shit)
D                     E             A7       C
Big 'ol motherfucking duffel bag of shit (Oh, shit)
D        E
All day, all shit


[Bridge]
A7                            C
I'm not really feeling like I wanna get lit
 D
(Tell us how you're feelin')
    N.C.
I'm feeling like shit


[Outro]
A7
Ladies (Yeah?), do you feel like shit?
D7
Tell me do you feel like shit? (Oh, yеah)
A7
Fellas (Huh?), are you feeling like shit?
D7
Tеll me, are you feeling like shit? (Oh, yeah)
A7
Ladies (Yeah?), do you feel like shit?
D7
Tell me do you feel like shit? (Oh, yeah)
A7
Fellas (Huh?), are you feeling like shit?
D7
Tell me, are you feelin' like shit? (Oh, yeah)