D           A          G
Brown paper bags metal cans.
D     A             Em
Sixty degrees fahrenheit.
D                F#
We can't see the stars tonight
         G                 Em
‘cause apartments generate ambient light
        A                F#m         G
And I'm sorry that we're not already drunk.


D           A             G
Hours later we're getting there
D       A            Em
Meters away from the shore
   D          F#
My forty of Corona is just
G               Em
drops away from being kicked
    A                 G              D
And I don't know what I'm gonna be tomorrow.


D                   G                       Bm
When you stayed overnight making out with a stranger
                   Em                      D
in the bottom of a boat that belonged to a stranger
                     G
and you came home at six in the morning
      Bm                            Em
after being caught ass naked by the dude who threw the party
D                   A          G
I thought that we'd never grow up.
D                   A          D
I thought that we'd never grow up.

D          A               G
Now all my friends rise at eight.
D          A            Em
They go to sleep before midnight.
    D            F#
And I just wanna drink 'til three
G                   Em
Embarrassing myself publicly.
    A                 Bb
And you all used to be just like me
    Bm                 C
You fuckers used to be just like me.

D                      G
So now I sit and stew alone.
                   Bm
Everyone's already sleeping.
                   Em
Everybody's moved away
                            D
and can pay their bills on time.
                        G                                Bm
No one else is making a hundred and ten bucks for twenty hours.
                        Em
God I hate this fucking place.
                            D
God I hate what happened to me.
                  A            G
You promised we'd stay best of friends.
       D                   A          G
But we can't 'cause I just can't grow up.


p.m.
E5               A5
And it kills me. Yeah it kills me
     D                       B5
that I don’t know what I can do.
  E5    E5      E5        E5
I can’t breathe correctly and
  C#5   C#5      C#5      C#5
I can’t sleep or anything and
  D              F#       G                Gm
I can’t think of anything I can’t think of anything.


D         A        G
Now every night is miserable.
D              A        Em
So sad I can't even get drunk.
   D                 F#
So let's go out just one last time.
      G            Em
Let's finish off a box of wine.
   A              Bb
Do shots of yukon jack and lime.
Bm            C             D
Can we drink 'til I fucking die?

                          G
I'll make you party at my funeral
                       Bm
'Cause mourning is for suckers.
                   Em
I'll rent a ferris wheel and
                                   D
cotton candy machine and have open bar
                                G
with all the Pabst that you can drink
                         Bm
the PA blasting my Clash records.
                                Em
You'll finally know that life's okay
                     D
Even when bad things happen.


D    A     G


D                A               G
So just one more beer, then grow up.
D                A               G
So just one more beer, then grow up.
   D             F#
So just one more beer.
      G
Go to work.
         Em
Pay your bills.
      D
Eat a dick.
         A               D
One more beer, THEN grow up.