Tabbed by: ģѓпғιđ
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Note: This is a B-side on Air Hostess (CD1).

Tuning: Standard

Chords used:

      A5   B5   C#5  D5   E5   F#5  A    D    E    F#m
e|----------------------------------0----2----0----2-------------------------|
B|----------------------------------2----3----0----2-------------------------|
G|---------4----6----7----9---------2----2----1----2-------------------------|
D|----7----4----6----7----9----4----2----0----2----4-------------------------|
A|----7----2----4----5----7----4----0---------2----4-------------------------|
E|----5------------------------2--------------0----2-------------------------|

Figure 1:

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--9-9-9-9--11-11-11-11--13-13-13-13--14-14-14-14---------------------------|
D|--x-x-x-x--x--x--x--x---x--x--x--x---x--x--x--x----------------------------|
A|--7-7-7-7--9--9--9--9---11-11-11-11--12-12-12-12---------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Figure 2:

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9--11-11-11-11--13-13-13-13-------------------------------|
D|--x-x-x-x--x-x-x-x--x--x--x--x---x--x--x--x--------------------------------|
A|--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7--9--9--9--9---11-11-11-11-------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A5
I don't believe this
           F#5  
We've been friends for so long 
              E5 (with Figure 1)
Is it hard to see
     D5 (with Figure 2) 
That you do this to me
A5                            F#5 
You came round asking just to mow the garden
                E5 (with Figure 1) 
You're a clever guy 
       D5 (with Figure 2)
'Cause you did it for free 
It's funny 
B5                    C#5 D5
You think I don't already know

         A5    E5
What if I told you
    F#5      D5
I'm watching you
A5                E5
I've seen you two at the movies
F#5             D5 
And in the late night jacuzzis
A5     E5
You're screwed
        F#5       D5
And I'm done with you
     A5                  E5 
Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone
F#5                 D5 
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
 
A5                           F#5
I came home and your car was in the front yard
          E5 (with Figure 1) 
I went to see
         D5 (with Figure 2)
What the fuck was going on 
And all I knew

A5                         F#5
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
                  E5 (with Figure 1)
You unzipped your flies
          D5 (with Figure 2)
And now I can't believe my eyes 
B5                    C#5 D5
You think I don't already know
 
         A5    E5
What if I told you
    F#5      D5
I'm watching you
A5                E5
I've seen you two at the movies
F#5             D5 
And in the late night jacuzzis
A5     E5
You're screwed
        F#5       D5
And I'm done with you
     A5                  E5 
Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone
F#5                 D5 
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone 

You did it to
A5         E5 
Steven and Ethan
F#5      D5 
Joey and Nathan
A5        E5 
Josie and David
F#5             D5 
Peter, John and Mike 
A5                E5
Alison, Alistair, Monica McAllistair
F#5                D5 
Madison, Harrison and the guy from Saracens
B5                   C#5 D5
If so they don't already know

----Acoustic------
         A     E
What if I told you
     F#m      D
They all hate you
------------------
A5              E5 
I've told them about the movies
F#5              D5 
And all the late night jacuzzis
A5     E5
You're screwed
        F#5       D5
And I'm done with you
     A5                  E5 
Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone
F#5                 D5 
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone 

         A5    E5
What if I told you
    F#5      D5
I'm watching you
A5                E5
I've seen you two at the movies
F#5             D5 
And in the late night jacuzzis
A5     E5
You're screwed
        F#5       D5
And I'm done with you
     A5                  E5 
Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone
F#5                 D5 
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

End on A5