E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------6-6-6-6---------------------6-6-6-6-----------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------9-9-9-9--------------------9-9-9-9----------------2/4---------------| (x2)
A|-xxxxx--------xxxxx-----------xxxxx-------xxxxx---------2/4-4-4-4-4\2-------4\2/4--------|
E|-xxxxx--------xxxxx-----------xxxxx-------xxxxx---------2/4-4-4-4-4\2--------------------|

E|-------------------xxxx---------------------------------------|
B|-2------2-2--------xxxx---------------------------------------|
G|-2------2-2--------xxxx---------------------------------------|
D|-2------2-2--------xxxx---------------------------------------| (x2)
A|-------------------xxxx---------------------------------------|
E|-------------------xxxx---------------------------------------|


[Verse 1]

E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------2--------------2--------------2-----------9-9----11-11--9-9---7-----------------| (x2)
A|-----2-4---4-2-0----2-4---4-2-0----2-4---4-2-0-----7-7----7--7---7-7---7-----------------|
E|--00-------------22-------------44-----------------7-7----7--7---7-7---7-----------------|

E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------9-9----11-11--9-9----7--------------------------------------------------------|
A|-0--0--0---7-7----7--7---7-7----7--------------------------------------------------------|
E|-0--2--4---7-7----7--7---7-7----7--------------------------------------------------------|
 I listened to Pump Fake 3000 times...

E|-------------------xxxx---------------------------------------|
B|-2------2-2--------xxxx---------------------------------------|
G|-2------2-2--------xxxx---------------------------------------|
D|-2------2-2--------xxxx---------------------------------------| (x2)
A|-------------------xxxx---------------------------------------|
E|-------------------xxxx---------------------------------------|

E|---0-0-0-----0-0-0----0--0--0-----0--0--0-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|---5-5-5-----3-3-3---10-10-10----14-14-14-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|---6-6-6-----4-4-4---11-11-11----13-13-13-----------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| (x8)
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
  And now we're grown ups...

E|-------------------xxxx---------------------------------------|
B|-2------2-2--------xxxx---------------------------------------|
G|-2------2-2--------xxxx---------------------------------------|
D|-2------2-2--------xxxx---------------------------------------|
A|-------------------xxxx---------------------------------------|
E|-------------------xxxx---------------------------------------|
  Two, three, four...


[Verse 2]

This part is based off the acoustic version, if you want to play it as the original just strum once.

(Repeat as many times as necessary)

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--2-2-2-2-2--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--2-2-2-2-2---6-6-6-6-----4-4-4-4----------------------------------------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2---4-4-4-4-----2-2-2-2----------------------------------------------|
A|--------------4-4-4-4-----2-2-2-2----------------------------------------------|
E|--------------4-4-4-4-----2-2-2-2----------------------------------------------|
Fuck this, fuck everything no one even cares...

E|-------0----------------0----------------0-------------------------------------|
B|---------2--(x2)-----------2----------------2----------------------------------|
G|-----2-----2----------2------2--------2-------2--------------------------------|
D|---2---------------2----------------2------------------------------------------|
A|-0-----------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------4---------------2---------------------------------------------|

E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|--2-2--------------2-2-------------------------------------|
G|--2-2---6-----4----2-2-------------------------------------|
D|--2-2---4-----2----2-2-------------------------------------|
A|--------4-----2--------------------------------------------|
E|--------4-----2--------------------------------------------|

  The best lines I ever wroteeeee...

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--2-2-2-2-2--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--2-2-2-2-2---6-6-6-6-----4-4-4-4----------------------------------------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2---4-4-4-4-----2-2-2-2----------------------------------------------|
A|--------------4-4-4-4-----2-2-2-2----------------------------------------------|
E|--------------4-4-4-4-----2-2-2-2----------------------------------------------|
   Syllables, Syllables...

E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|--2--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--2---6-----4----------------------------------------------|
D|--2---4-----2----------------------------------------------|
A|------4-----2----------------------------------------------|
E|------4-----2----------------------------------------------|

Now we're awaken, staring...

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--2-2-2-2-2--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--2-2-2-2-2---6-6-6-6-----4-4-4-4----------------------------------------------|
D|--2-2-2-2-2---4-4-4-4-----2-2-2-2----------------------------------------------|
A|--------------4-4-4-4-----2-2-2-2----------------------------------------------|
E|--------------4-4-4-4-----2-2-2-2----------------------------------------------|
   WHY CAN'T I BE SNOWING? WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING LOVE ME?

E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|--2--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--2---6-----4----------------------------------------------|
D|--2---4-----2----------------------------------------------|
A|------4-----2----------------------------------------------|
E|------4-----2----------------------------------------------|
   'CAUSE I LOVE YOU, BUT I GUESS I'M A SHITTY PERSON


[Outro]

E|---------/55---------------------/55----------------------------------------------|
B|--22--------55----------------------55---------2----------------------------------|
G|--22----------66-44--6--6--------------66--4---2----------------------------------|
D|--22-----------------4--4----------------------2----------------------------------|
A|---------------------4--4---------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------4--4---------------------------------------------------------|

E|-------/99--------------------/9--------7/9------7/5-------------------------------------|
B|-----------99--------------------99------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------99--7---9-------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|



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