C                                        D7
I just bought me a great long ticket I'm gonna use it at 4 p m            
    G7                                C
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him.  
                                   D7
You talked your little romance but on the strict Q T 
           F                 C   A7     D7       G7  C  C7
so if you want your freedom, p.d.q.   Divorce me C.O.D.      

           F                  C      
I won't be round, to hear you cry
           D7                G7
I'm Texas bound, and bye and bye.
        C                         D7
You can reach me down in Dallas, general delivery
           F                 C   A7     D7       G7  C 
so if you want your freedom, p.d.q.   Divorce me C.O.D.

                                    D7
Theres gonna come a day gall, when you'll be feeling blue
        G7                                   C          
You'll find you can't pay your bills with a little 'ole I.O.U.
                                   D7
This dynamite you're messing with, may be T.N.T.
           F                 C   A7     D7       G7  C  C7
so if you want your freedom, p.d.q.   Divorce me C.O.D.

            F                  C
No need to fall, down on your knees
              D7         G7
Cause I know all, my A.B.C'S
   C                              D7
I aint no college professor, aint got no P.H.D.
           F                 C   A7     D7       G7  C 
so if you want your freedom, p.d.q.   Divorce me C.O.D.