[Zulius]
Okay

[Splendib]
Who? Him?

[Zulius]
Hm

[Splendib]
I don't know him

[Zulius]
Oh

[Splendib]
But if he wants to see the sash
Then I'm happy to show him
You can look, but you can't touch
I'm sure you understand
You see, the reigning champ protects the
Sash
From falling into lesser hands

[Zulius]
There must be some confusion
You don't know me
And if I wanna see the sash
Then I'll ask you to show me
Or better yet, I'll win the sash
You'll be in second position
When I take first place
In Johnny teatime's be best competition

[Glitter Cats]
Dang, Splendib, huh
This guy's acting like he knows you

[Zulius]
I

[Zulius and Splendib]
Don't know, I don't know
I don't know, I don't know him
I don't know
I don't know, I don't know him

[Zulius]
We don't know one another

[Glitter Cats]
Well, you act like you do

[Zulius]
No, I swear that we don't
But I got nothing to prove
I've never been to Cat Valley
Heard it's nice in the summer
I'm here to take home the sash
That's probably a bummer

[Zulius]
For you guys, no?
I

[Zulius and Splendib]
Don't know, I don't know
I don't know, I don't know him
I don't know
I don't know, I don't know him

[Splendib]
Sorry, I guess I must've misheard you
To win the sash from me
Is not what you're allowed to do
You see, the be best competition
Is for youthful souls
And folks like you cannot compete
Because you're too old