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I met Jesus at the Kenmore,
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And he said I'm going to heaven.
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He said that he'd meet me there,
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After his last round.
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Well, the waitress hollered "Last Call,"
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And turned down all the lights.
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I saw Jesus at the Kenmore
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All drunk up last night.

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Well, he wasn't wearing a long robe,
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He had tennies on his feet.
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He'd gotten a little older,
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And his eyes looked kinda beat.
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He was wearing one of them ballcaps,
    C               G
And on the front it read:
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"I'd rather push my Ford,
     D             G
than drive a Chevrolet."

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[Verse]
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Well, he was gettin' kinda boligerant,
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And they tried to throw him out.
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He pulled a smoke from behind his ear,
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And he began to shout.
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Said, "I'm bringin' you boys a message,
    C              G
And if there's any doubt,
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You'd better straighten up and fly right,
       D                  G
Or you know I'll take you out."

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Well, we all just sat and staired.
            C        G
Waitin' for his next move.
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Then Jesus just tugged his beard,
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And ordered him a brew.
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The waitress hollared "Last Call."
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We all bought him a round.
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I met Jesus at the Kenmore,
       D              G
And he almost took us down.