How is it that you make me
Keep walkin' out the door
I leave my wife and children
Even though I swore
The last time was the last time
I'd risk it all for you
Thank God, I'm not the one you go home to

You're a liar, you're a cheat
You're a lover, just what I need
We're both so damn good at bein' untrue
Thank God, I'm not the one you go home to

Don't come askin' questions, oh, 'cause we're not here to talk
If you get to feelin' guilty, well, you're gonna get us caught
And that poor woman of yours, oh, she ain't got a clue
Thank God, I'm not the one you go home to

You're a liar, you're a cheat
You're a lover, just what I need
We're both so damn good at bein' untrue
Thank God, I'm not the one you go home to

I bet he don't know to wonder: Where is it you go?
That poor ol' gal
She probably just sittin' up, waitin' on you
While dinner is sittin' on the stove
You should feel like a asshole
While we're wettin' cheap bedsheets
Soaked with me and you
Thank God, I'm not the one you go home to

You're a liar, you're a cheat
You're a lover, just what I need
We're both so damn good at bein' untrue
Thank God, I'm not the one you go home to
Thank God, I'm not the one you go home to

Did you lose the key?
Where's the damn key to the room?
Goddamn it woman, quit hollerin' at me
Is the room closed or what?