| Dm  | Am7  | C  | Gm  |


[Chorus]
               Dm         Am7
If I could reincarnate Tonight
C                      Gm
I would be your Clorox wipe
                      Dm7        Am7
'Cause I know in this climate You might
C                       Gm
Finally want me in your life
                   Dm7
I'll be your Clorox wipe
                    Am7
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
                    C
I'll be your Clorox wipe
                    Gm
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
                   Dm7
I'll be your Clorox wipe
                    Am7
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
                    C
 Hoo!
                    Gm
(I can be be your Clorox wipe)
               Dm7
I would have a purpose
                Am7
I'll be at your service
                 C
Let me wipe your surface
                          Gm
'Cause that don't make me nervous
               Dm7
I'll be so effective
                Am7
You won't be affected
                 C
I'm not trying to be your man
                 Gm
I'm just your disinfectant


[Chorus]

               Dm         Am7
If I could reincarnate Tonight
C                      Gm
I would be your Clorox wipe
                      Dm7        Am7
'Cause I know in this climate You might
C                       Gm
Finally want me in your life
                   Dm7
I'll be your Clorox wipe
                    Am7
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
                    C
I'll be your Clorox wipe
                    Gm
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
                   Dm7
I'll be your Clorox wipe
                    Am7
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
                    C
 Hoo!
                    Gm
(I can be be your Clorox wipe)



[Verse]

               Dm7
It would be so nice
                Am7
If we could reunite
                C
You took me for granted,
                  Gm
now you're paying twice the price
                Dm7
And I will feel superior
               Am7
All up in your areas
                C
I can keep your loving,
                       Gm
I'll just kill all the bacteria


[Chorus]

               Dm         Am7
If I could reincarnate Tonight
C                      Gm
I would be your Clorox wipe
                      Dm7        Am7
'Cause I know in this climate You might
C                       Gm
Finally want me in your life
                   Dm7
I'll be your Clorox wipe
                    Am7
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
                    C
I'll be your Clorox wipe
                    Gm
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)
                   Dm7
I'll be your Clorox wipe
                    Am7
(I'll be your Clorox wipe)

                    C
 Hoo!

                    Gm
(I can be be your Clorox wipe)



[BRIDGE] (robot VOX)


(4xs):
                   Dm7            Am7
So let me wipe you down, wipe you down
                C              Gm
So let me wipe you down, wipe you down


(2xs):
            Dm7
I'm not too cool for scrubbing
            Am7
I'm not too good to clean
       C
Let me do the legwork
         Gm
And what comes in between


[OUTRO] (4xs)
             Dm7
Now all your countertops I'll (Wipe 'em)
         Am7
And your groceries (Wipe 'em)
         C
And your doorknobs (Wipe 'em)
          Gm
And your set of keys (Wipe 'em)