Well, I been a drag racer on LSD
And I rode bare-assed on top of the Sphinx
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of Kismet
And man, that was fun for a while, you bet, but—

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Well, I savored many foreign kinds of delicacies
Intoxicated till I can't tell what the hell I could see
Had all the violence and liquor within close reach
But all bars, pills, and threeways lead me back to the beach and

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Now, they say that virtue is its own reward
But when that surf comes in, I'm gonna get my board
I got my own ideas about the righteous kick
You can keep the reward, I'd just as soon stay sick

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