I was walking on the ground
I didn't make a sound
Then, I turned around
And I saw a clown

Had a frown
Stood on a mound
Started barking like a hound

(Huh her ha hur ur)
(Clowny clown clown)

When I came to what I found
He showed me something that was brown
So we became great friends and
Late in life, he got sick

I gave him some soup, but he got worse
And asked for its purse
It got it, but it was empty
So it cried a plenty
I wondered what to do

I didn't know what to think
So I got a drink

And then I showed it
Something that was round
And it died, smiled
And fell on the ground

(Clowny clown clown)

Thinking back about those days with the clown
I get teary-eyed and really snide
I think that deep down
I hated that clown
But not as much as Mr. Farr
I'm going to go smoke a cigar

(Clowny clown clown)

I was walking on the ground
I didn't make a sound
And then I turned around
I saw a clown

Clown
Clowny Clown clown

Ha ha
I hate you clown
Your ugly frown
Smiley lips
Think I'll clip you across the nose, clown
Ha ha

Want a cigar?
It'll get you real far ha ha
Like Mr. Farr, get it?
Ha ha Mr. Farr?

Clown
Clown
(Coughs)
See what a cigar'll do?
He he
Clown
Ugly Clown