C# G# F#
C# G# F#

[Verse]
C#                           G# F#
I'll still give you haircuts -- if you let me
C#                           G# F#
We can forget we ever tried anthing
C#                   
I'll sweep your hair up off the floor
G#             F#
Keep it in a zip-lock bag
C#                G#   F#
And keep it in my top drawer

[Interlude]
C# - G# - A#m - G# - F#
C# - G# - A#m - G# - pause

[Verse]
F# (quietly)
I'm just your haircut man now
G#
So please come and sit down
A#m                    G#
Let me touch your hair

[Verse]
C#                                                  F#
In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way
C#                                                  F#
In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way
C#                                                  F#
In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way
C#                                                  F#
In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way

[Interlude]
F# - G# - A#m - Cm
F# - G# - A#m - Cm

[Verse]
C#
But I have to lay here on our couch
G#
And listen to you fuck every night
A#m
I want to move out
G#
I want to move on
C#          G#
It's not me you're sharing your room with anymore
A#m
I want to move out
G#
I want to move on
C#
I have to lay here on our couch
G#
And listen to you fuck every night
A#m
I want to move out
G#
I want to move on
C#          G#
It's not me you're trying new things with behind closed doors
A#m
I want to move out
G#                 C# (Let Ring)
I want to move on