Riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe
I met Leonardo DiCaprio
Leo, he's trying to get away from
The unwanted advances of Eminem
Em's wearing drawstrings and lisping along
Saying, "Please put me into your highway song"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

Well, I would never be so dumb
To say they stole an election
They bought the damn thing fair and square
Emperor's in his underwear
Old King Cole's a merry old troll
Surgeon General smokes Marlboro

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

Commandment 3 says do not kill
Amendment 2 says blood will spill
God sits in his rocking chair
Two flat tires and one good spare
Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe
With a hey and a ho and a do-si-do

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong
Can't we all just get along?
Anchored down in Kodiak
With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack
You oughta know by now, by Joel

West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong
Can't we all just get along?
Anchored down in Kodiak
With a heart attack, ack ack ack ack ack
You oughta know by now, by Joel

While hanging out with Cowboy Joe
Keith Richards stops to say hello
I play my guitar, he plays along
With song after song after song after song
Now that I've played with the likes of him
Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great...
On that Great..."

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say, "Hey, who's going my way
On that Great Alaska Highway?"

I say!