G                 C     G
March, Friday, or Saturday
G                  C      G
Artshow night with Ron English
D                    G
Says I'm a worthless bum

G                       C         G
You know they call me a worthless bum
G                    C        G
You know I've had my share of chums
          D                  G
But I'm a worthless bum says I

G                     C    G
You might thinking of davinare
G                        C           G
You might be thinking of things that scare
G                         C       G
Whatever you're thinking, I don't care
   C           G
To be stripped bare
D                  G
Worthless bum says I

G                C        G
I never denied a precious gift
G                         C      G
You know I probably stole all my riffs
          D                  G
But I'm a worthless bum Says I

[Chorus]
              C
Oh, can't you see?
              G
You belong to me
                  C
How my poor heart aches
               D
Every move you make


[Verse 2]
G                      C      G
You know if things get out of hand
G                        C    G
You know I'm the one who understands
G                            C          G
Without or with you I'm just doin, doin fine
G                                C   G
You know I probably stole all my poetry
G                          C        G
Even they took the most of it from me
G                            C     G
But I will go on through the infinity
C             G
Believing the lie
D                 G
Worthless bum says I

G                       C      G
You know that I hear is pretty good
G                C         G
Understand I'm a worthless bum
D                  G
Worthless bum says I

G                         C       G
You know I never tried to rip you off
G              C         G
Never tried to take your life
D                  G
Worthless bum says I

[Chorus]
G           C
If you were me
          G
And I was you
                      C
Then everything's all right
             D
We're out of sight

[Outro]
G                   C  G
Worthless bum
G                   C  G
Worthless bum
D                  G
Worthless bum says I