B     G#m     B     G#m
Eb    E       Eb    E

[Chorus]
B    G#m     B    G#m
Everyone is, everyone is
   Eb       E      Eb      E
A fucking critic, fucking cynic
B    G#m     E    G#m
Everyone is, everyone is
   Eb       E      Eb      E
A fucking critic, fucking cynic

[Verse 1]
     B   Eb      G#m   E      Eb
E|t's| e-- easy to be a junky
         B   Eb      G#m
And E|t's| e-- easy to be
         E            Eb
On your high fucking horsey
         B   Eb             G#m
And E|t's| e-- easy to be so special
             E             Eb
When you're fucking beautiful, and you're rich
         B   Eb          G#m
And it's e-- easy to get bitter
E         Eb
I should know...

[Chorus]
B    G#m     B    G#m
Everyone is, everyone is
   Eb       E      Eb      E
A fucking critic, fucking cynic
B    G#m     E    G#m
Everyone is, everyone is
   Eb       E      Eb      E
A fucking critic, fucking cynic

[Verse 2]
     B   Eb      G#m
E|t's| e-- easy to see
     E       Eb
The worst in everybody
     B   Eb      G#m
E|t's| e-- easy to be
   E       Eb
A fucking hater
         B   Eb      G#m
And it's e-- easy to hide
   E            Eb
Behind your computer
         B   Eb      G#m
And it's e-- easy to talk shit
E          Eb
Everybody talks shit

[Chorus]
B    G#m     B    G#m
Everyone is, everyone is
   Eb       E      Eb      E
A fucking critic, fucking cynic
B    G#m     E    G#m
Everyone is, everyone is
   Eb       E      Eb      E
A fucking critic, fucking cynic
B    G#m     B    G#m
Everyone is, everyone is
   Eb       E      Eb      E
A fucking critic, fucking cynic
B    G#m     E    G#m
Everyone is, everyone is
   Eb       E      B
A fucking critic…