Ab

Verse:

Ab
Ours is not a sweet love
Ab                                   E
Ours is not a flame that burns like heaven so nice
                           C#
Don't look in my eyes or I tell you twice
                 Ab
It's really complicated

Ab

Ab
Ours is not a sweet goodbye
                                    E
Ours is not a fear that melts like honey and ice
                          C#
So use your heart like a homing device
                       Ab
And tell it to me later

Ab

Chorus:

B
Suddenly there's no there there
F#
And you're throwin' me another blank stare
           E             B               F#
'Cause we use the same products for our hair
         C#
For our hair

Ab

Verse:

Ab
Ours is not a sweet lullabye
                                     E
Ours is not a dream that falls on innocent eyes
                          C#
Consider mulling over my sage advice
                      Ab
And get a new computer
Ab
Ours is not a home sweet home
                                     F#
Ours is not a street that leads to paradise
                            E
So hard to breathe with my balls in a vice
                        Ab
I really should be going

Chorus:

B                                  
Suddenly neither one of us cares that
    F#
The rules are so unfair
           E                B            F#
'Cause we use the same products for our hair
        A
For our hair

Ab

Verse:

Ab
Ours is not a golden age
                                  E
Ours is not a time that will be remembered as wise
                         C#
So hang your heads and watch as it dies
                         Ab
And lose my phone number
       E
'Cause we are made of passing dreams
C#                            Ab
We are here to entertain a sick deity
                      F#
To procreate with a demon seed
                           Ab
But I swear it gets better

Ab

Chorus:

B                              F#
Suddenly the man upstairs comes down to get some air 
        E                    B               F#
And we hope he likes what we've done to our hair
        C#
To our hair

Outro:

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