G C G  C G C  G C G  C G C  G C G C  
 
 
G  
Ooh I got a busted wing and a hornet sting 
 
                         C F C F C F C G/B 
Like an out of tune guitar 
 
Am                   G/B C 
Ooh she got Hercules on her side 
 
                    G 
And Diana in her eyes 
 
 
G  
Some men like the Chinese life 
 
                      C F C F C F C G/B 
Some men kneel and pray 
 
Am                    G/B C 
Ooh well I like women and I like wine 
 
                                G 
And I've always liked it that way 
 
F C/E   G/D      C     G 
Always liked it that way 
 
 
 
D              G 
I can't dig it, the way she tease 
 
D                         G 
That old tough man routine up her sleeve 
 
C                  D 
Living and loving, kissing and hugging 
 
Em                       C         G 
Living and loving with a cat named Hercules 
 
  F   C/E    G/D C  G 
A cat named Hercules 
 
 
 
G  
Oh and it hurts like hell to see my gal 
 
                        C F C F C F C G/B 
Messing with a muscle boy 
 
Am                     G/B C 
No superman gonna ruin my plans 
 
                    G 
Playing with my toys 
 
 
 
G  
Rich man sweating in a sauna bath 
 
                          C F C F C F C G/B 
Poor boy scrubbing in a tub 
 
Am                   G/B C 
Me, I stay gritty up to my ears 
 
G 
Washing in a bucket of mud 
 
F       C/E  G/D    C  G 
Washing in a bucket of mud