I know this is a gut punch
Probably think I'm fucked up
But I don't like your new guy
He's been givin' weird vibes

I know you think you need him
But everybody sees it
You gotta make an exit
Before you end up pregnant, oh, God

Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah
Oh, babe, I know a love bomb when I see one
Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah
Oh, babe, I know, 'cause he did it to me once (hey)

Don't ruin your life for Noah
Bro, you barely even know him (hey)
Don't ruin your life for Noah
Bro, you barely even know him (hey, Noah)

Yeah, he's a psycho undercover (Noah)
He memorized "The Notebook" just to get under your covers (hey, Noah)
And you're a sexy glass of water (Noah)
Don't ruin your life for Noah
Bro, you barely even know him

Empathetic poet devil (ooh, na-na-na-na)
This guy's on another level (na-na-na-na-na)
Find your trauma, make his move (ooh-na-na-na-na)
Try to leave, he'll cry on cue (na-na-na-na-na)

Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah
Oh, babe, I bet that he told you you saved him
Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah
Well, he told me that too and I barely escaped him (hey)

Don't ruin your life for Noah
Bro, you barely even know him (hey)
Don't ruin your life for Noah
Bro, you barely even know him (hey, Noah)

Yeah, he's a psycho undercover (Noah)
He memorized "The Notebook" just to get under your covers (hey, Noah)
And you're a sexy glass of water (Noah)
Don't ruin your life for Noah
Bro, you barely even know him

You want his love so bad
Like he's the best you'll ever have
I'm tellin' you, this guy's trash
We're goin' now, 'cause fuck that

N-O-uh-uh, block that number
Don't ruin your life for Noah
Bro, you barely even know him, hey (hey)
N-O-uh-uh, you gotta block that number
Don't ruin your life for Noah
Bro, you barely even know him (hey, N-O-uh-uh, Noah)

Yeah, he's a psycho undercover (Noah)
He memorized "The Notebook" just to get under your covers (hey, N-O-uh-uh, Noah)
And you're a sexy glass of water (Noah)
Don't ruin your life for Noah
Bro, you barely even know him