Robert de Niro and his disco glove
You say your love is not true, do you?
Two Roberts and two gloves
What makes the better love?

Who d'you think you do, who d'you think is true?
Only one is a crime and the other divides the two
It all depends on your worldview
Who d'you think to be, you?
Who d'you think?

Robert de Niro and his disco glove
And he's two Roberts in one glove
And who makes the better love?
Only one is a crime and the other is not

Two Roberts and two gloves
And who makes the better love?
Who d'you think is true?
Only one is a crime
Time to reassess your worldview, could you?

Two Roberts in two gloves
And Robert de Niro in his disco glove
And he's jerking off behind the ladies' box
And you say your love is true, do you?

The divide between the divine
All depends on your worldview
Who d'you think is true, who d'you think you do?

Two Roberts or two gloves?
And Robert de Niro in his disco glove
And you say your love is not true, do you?

Two Roberts and two gloves
And what makes the better love?
Who d'you think you do, who d'you think is true?
Only one is a crime and the other is not
Time to reassess your worldview, could you?

Robert de Niro in his disco glove
And he's jerking off behind the ladies' box
And you say love is not true, do you?
Time to reassess your worldview, could you?

Who d'you think you do?