Intro: F

Verse:
C                   Dm      F                       
Emma eats bread and butter, like a queen would have 
G7
ostrich and cobra wine
C                  Dm             F                  
We'll have satanic Christmas Eve, and play piano in 
   G7
the chateau lobby

Chorus:
F                                         G7
I've never done this, baby be gentle it's my first 
time, I've got you inside
F                                          
People are boring, but you're something else 
     G7
completely…  Damn let's take our chances

Verse:
C                         Dm       F                 
I want to take you in the kitchen, lift up your 
             G7
wedding dress someone was probably murdered in
C                      Dm      F                  
So bourgeoisie to keep waiting, dating for 20 years 
       G7
just feels pretty civilian

Chorus:
F                                                  G7
I've never thought that, ever thought that once in my 
whole life, you are my first time
F                                              G7
People are boring, but you're something else I can't 
explain, you take my last name……

Bridge:
Dm
First time you let me stay the night despite your own 
rules
Em
You took off early to go cheat your way through film 
school
F
You left a note in your perfect script
        G7
Stay as long as you want, and I haven't left your bed 
since

(verse x2 during the sweet ass mariachi horn solo)

Chorus:
F                                           G7
I haven't hated, all the same things as somebody else, 
since I remember
F                                            G7
What's going on for, what are you doing with your whole
 life, how 'bout forever……….

End on
F