16 years of sheltered life
living well and eating right
In mommy's happy home

Emo plague sweeps the land
Takes it's hold of this man
A trend we don't condone

You've heard of thrash, but not like this
Hate swells in the pacifist
He begins to understand

An epiphany that he must die
For he'll never be as great as I
Or the members of this band

Abort retry or fucking die
Hand to forehead woe is me sigh emo sigh
Abort retry or fucking die
You look so gay in girly pants why emo why
Abort retry or fucking die
Write a poem filet your wrist cry emo cry
Abort retry or fucking die
His number's up it's dirt nap time die emo die

I'll gash my arm and fade away
Once I fill out this survey
And take a pic or nine

Angled camera from above
Gets my face or lack thereof
Hair blocking by design

Penetrating pasty skin
The blade is sinking further in
But misses the main vein

My sister finds me weeping here
90 pounds of pseudo-queer
My life I could not drain

Abort retry or fucking die
Hand to forehead woe is me sigh emo sigh
Abort retry or fucking die
You look so gay in girly pants why emo why
Abort retry or fucking die
Write a poem filet your wrist cry emo cry
Abort retry or fucking die
His number's up it's dirt nap time die emo die

THRASH!

Abort retry or fucking die
Supporting trends is for the weak sigh emo sigh
Abort retry or fucking die
Grow your hair not just the bangs why emo why
Abort retry or fucking die
Ram a dildo up your ass cry emo cry
Abort retry or fucking die
Just add maggots bite the dust die emo die