F                                       A

 E A D G B E                            E A D G B E  
E|-----------| -----------
 O O O O O O  (1st fret)                O O O O O O   (5th fret)
E|-----------| -----------
 | | | O | |                            | | | O | |
E|-----------| -----------
 | O O | | |                            | O O | | |
E|-----------| -----------

    Bb          

E A D G B E  
E|-----------|
 O O O O O O  (6th fret) 
E|-----------|
 | | | O | |   
E|-----------|  
 | O O | | |   
E|-----------| 




[Intro]
F     F     F      F
 Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!

[Verse]
F                           A
I do a bunch of drugs I'm a fiend and an addict
Bb
All methed up watching television static
F                             A
And I'm gonna try and make it for another year
        Bb
Just to hang out with my best friends and drink a lot of beer

[Chorus]
F                     A
I'm so fucking cheap (so fucking cheap)
Bb 
And I'm so fucking broke (so fucking broke)
      F                      A
And I don't have a job and I don't have a home
Bb
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned

F     F     F      F
 Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!

[Verse 2]
F             A
So spun out I can't even see
Bb
Skated so hard I can't even breathe
      F                          A
But I gotta bomb this hill and I gotta shoot this line
Bb
Gotta get my king for a $1.99

[Chorus 2]
          F                 A
Cause I'm so fucking cheap (so fucking cheap)
Bb
And I'm so fucking broke (so fucking broke)
      F                      A
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
Bb
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned

F     F     F      F
 Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!

Bridge/Chorus 3 (x3):
           F              A
And I'm so fucking cheap
           Bb
And I'm so fucking broke
      F                      A
And I don't have a job and I don't have a phone
Bb
Don't have a life and I'm always stoned

F     F     F      F
 Wake! Bake! Skate! Ah!