F
  I told you I didn't wanna go to this dinner
F
  You know I don't go for those ones that you bother about
F
  So when they say something that makes me start to simmer
F
  That fancy wine won't put this fire out, oh


[Chorus]
F
Kick me under the table all you want
  C          F     C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up
F
Kick me under the table all you want
  C          F
I won't shut up, I won't shut up


[Verse 2]
F
  I'd like to buy you a pair of pillow-soled hiking boots
F
  To help you with your climb
F
  Or rather, to help the bodies that you step over along your route
F
  So they won't hurt like mine


[Chorus]
C
Kick me under the table all you want
  F          C     F          C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up
C
Kick me under the table all you want
  F          C     F          C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up


[Post-Chorus]
Dm                                   Am
  And if I don't wanna go, leave me alone
               F                                C
Don't push me, cookie, don't push me, don't you push me
Dm                                  C
  If you get me to go and I open my mouth
                                            Fm
To the fucking mutton that they're talking about

You could pout, but don't you, don't you
Cm
Don't you, don't you, don't you shush me


[Chorus]
F    N.C.
Kick me under the table all you want
  C          F     C          F
I won't shut up, I won't shut up
F
Kick me under the table all you want
  C          F     C          F    F *  G *  Ab *
I won't shut up, I won't shut up
C
Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)
  F          C     F          C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)
C
Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)
  F          C     F          C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)


[Post-Chorus]
Dm                                   Am
  And if I don't wanna go, leave me alone
               F                                C
Don't push me, cookie, don't push me, don't you push me
Dm                                  C
  If you get me to go and I open my mouth
                                            Fm
To the fucking mutton that they're talking about

You could pout, but don't you, don't you
Cm
Don't you, don't you, don't you shush me


[Bridge]
F N.C.
I would beg to disagree

But begging disagrees with me
C *            D *
I would beg to disagree
    E *         F *
But begging disagrees with me
G *            Bb *
I would beg to disagree
    A *         Ab *          C
But begging disagrees with me


[Chorus]
F
Kick me under the table all you want
  C            F
I won't shut up, I won't shut up
F
Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)
  C            F
I won't shut up, I won't shut up (I would beg to disagree)
C
Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)
  F          C     F          C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)
C
Kick me under the table all you want (I would beg to disagree)
  F          C     F          C
I won't shut up, I won't shut up (But begging disagrees with me)