'Bout that time
They asked me where was I going
Ya know, I said, well
You have to be reasonable so you know

I've never been away from home before and
Uh, besides they gave me a good deal and I think that
Uh Funkadelica is you know, the nation
That, you know, I would like to, live under

(What in the world is this boy talking about?)

Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk
The United Funk of Funkadelica
Uh, they funk, well they funk, today funk
Of da United Funk of Funkadelica

I pledge groovallegiance to the flag
Of funky, funky, funkadelica, yeah
Who with the united funk we can fly

For if our cause was unjust
We couldn't bring this funk to you
So we feel that it's a must
It is something we should do

Let me take you by the hand
And spread the funk across the land
It's not hard to understand
Headin' for the master plan

Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk
The United Funk of Funkadelica
Oh, yeah-hoo, they do do do da funk
Do da funk-de e de dee

Pardon me, but I can tell
We know each other very well
Take my funk and let it grow
And then we'll funk some more

Please come on, come all to the funk
Let your feelings grow as one
Join this nation, you will see
That we can make you free
Dip-dip de-diddy-de-dep-dee

Pledge a groovallegiance to the funk
The United Funk of Funkadelica
Do they, do they funk?
Oh, yeah, do they funk, un-hum

So if you just take the time
You'd see we need to draw the line
When we do I'm sure you'll find
That we come to free your mind

Oh, yeah, do-doop--doop do-do-wow
Doobie-doobie-doop-do-wow

Do you promise to funk
The whole funk and
Nothing but the funk
Go forth and funk

I am sorry I have
But one funk to give to my nation
One nation under a groove
Think, it isn't illegal yet in funk we trust

Do you pledge grooveallegiance to the funk?
One nation under a groove
It isn't illegal yet
I believe in the funk!