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Please operator 
 
Could you trace this call 
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Find out where I'm drinkin' 
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Which dirty beer hall 
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Send a cab driver 
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To call for me here 
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No need to describe me 
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Cause I ain't all here 
 
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She told me to get lost 
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And that's what I did 
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But I've done it so well 
 
I don't know where I hid 
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And she swore that she never 
 
Will see me again 
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Hell I'll never find me 
 
In the shape that I'm in 
 
Refrão 
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Please operator 
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Could you trace this call 
    F 
Find out where I'm drinkin' 
      G          G7   
Which dirty beer hall 
F 
Send a cab driver 
   C           Am 
To call for me here 
   C 
No need to describe me 
      G           C 
Cause I ain't all here 
 
    C 
Now I had to ask myself 
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If I were me 
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And I was out drinkin' 
 
Well where would I be 
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Then I thumb nailed the label 
 
And there I appeared 
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Hiding out in a bottle 
 
Behind a 3-day old beard 
 
Repete Refrão 
 
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Well I may be lonely 
         C 
But, I'm never alone 
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Cause I've been beside myself 
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Since she's been gone 
 
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Please operator 
      C 
Could you trace this call 
     F 
Find out where I'm drinkin' 
      G          G7 
Which dirty beer hall 
F 
Send a cab driver 
   C           Am 
To call for me here 
   C 
If he can't find me 
     G         C 
I'll buy him a beer 
 
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Please operator 
      C 
Could you trace this call 
     F 
Find out where I'm drinkin' 
      G          G7 
Which dirty beer hall 
F 
Send a cab driver 
   C           Am 
To call for me here 
C 
I'll be beside myself 
G            C 
Pourin' down beer 
 
Repete e termina