Intro   C F D7 C A D G C G C 

Verse 1

C                                               D7
I just bought me a greyhound ticket   I'm gonna use it at 4 p m
   G7                                C
So you can call your secret love and break the news to him
                                    D7
You thought your little romance was on the strict Q T
          F                 C   A7    D7       G7  C C7
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.  Divorce me C.O.D.
 
Verse 2

           F                 C
I won't be round to hear you cry
               D7                G7
Well I'm Texas bound and bye and bye
        C                       D7
You can reach me down in Dallas general delivery
          F                 C   A7   D7        G7  C
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.  Divorce me C.O.D.
 
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Verse 3

 C                                D7
There's gonna come a day gal when you'll be feeling blue
       G7                                        C
You'll find that you can't pay your bills with a little  I.O.U.
                                D7
This dynamite your fooling with may be T.N.T.
          F         D       C   A7    D7       G7  C  C7
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.  Divorce me C.O.D.
 
Verse 4

           F                 C
No need to fall down on your knees
              D7          G7
'Cause I know all  my A.B.C.'s
       C                                D7
Well I ain't no college professor ain't got no P.H.D.
          F          D      C   A7  D7         G7  C
So if you want your freedom P.D.Q.  Divorce me C.O.D.