Good afternoon from the bar in the mall!
They send me home from work today
But a buddy told me where else to go

My boss was alright at first
But then he said that I fall behind
I like doin' things my own way
But I don't take no shit from anyone

Flo - ri - da
Flo - ri - da
(My ex-girlfriend's a model in Florida)
Flo - ri - da
Flo - ri - da
(I got lots of friends in Florida)

[Unintelligible shouting]

And to later on, once again at the bar
I picked this Bad Company song
And I can play it pretty good on the guitar

Looks like I missed the goddam bus
Do you think that I could get a ride?
I like doin' things my own way
And I don't take no shit from anyone

Flo - ri - da
Flo - ri - da
(My ex-girlfriend's a model in Florida)
Flo - ri - da
Flo - ri - da
(I got lots of friends in Florida)