B
I'm halfway home, at the pub on the corner of the street

I see kids from school, but I stare down at my feet
  A
Sports on TV
                    F#
They scream for victory
  B
A few blocks down, there's Dawn, she's got spinach on her teeth

In between the front ones, just a little bitty leaf
               A                 F#
And I try to speak, but Dawn makes me nervous

[Chorus]
E         B      F#
And I get overexcited
  E           B        F#
Can't do a damn thing about it
  E         B              F#
My God we're shoulder to shoulder
  E
Nice guy looking for a future lover

G#m  F#  G#m  F#

[Verse 2]
  B
The pet shop'€™s closed, too bad, cause animals like me back

We had a dog once, we all just called her Kat
      A
Was mum's idea
                      F#
She's got great sense of humor
   B
Later tonight, some soup, then I'll probably send a text

Hey Dawn it's Jim, would you like to have some sex?
                     A
And if that's too weird, maybe just a hot chocolate

[Chorus]
E         B       F#
I get so overexcited
 E           B        F#
Can't do a damn thing about it
 E                 B         F#
My God we're shoulder to shoulder
  E
Nice guy looking for a future lover

[Bridge]
G#m  F#  F#m  F#m
E  F#
C#  A#m  F#  F  G#

[Chorus]
 F#         C#      G#
I get so overexcited
    F#          C#       G#
Can't do a damn thing about it
   F           C#        G#
My God we're shoulder to shoulder
    F#                    G#        C#  A#m 
Nice guy looking for a future lover 

[Outro]
  F#
Cause I'm bored, bored, bored
                                      Fm
Everyone knows it's hard living with mother (with mother)
 G#
If you can even call this living
  C#
Here's the right cymbal
 A#m
Nothing makes a man feel more alive

Than when they're the tanging the hump of the ride
 F#
Tang the hump