In the kingdom of the blind
They say the one-eyed man is king
And in the kingdom of the bland
It's nine o' clock on ITV
I believe I've seen holograms
With more substance than you
Automatic doors
Don't open for you

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Beat up on a Monday with your
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You call Glastonbury "Glasto"
You'd like to go there one day
When they put up the gun towers
To keep the hippies away
December sees ?
Clad in low alpine
Your children are painfully soulless
? Rides Norton

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Doughboy impressions with your
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For sale: gym equipment
But now your jeans are too tight
Amanda Burton on autopilot
It's all you need each night
I wear a tolerance robe
I have the patience of Job
But when I hear your wife's silly giggling
At Ann Summers' party

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Medieval banquets with your
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