[Intro] Em  G  Em  G

[Primeira Parte]

     Em                      G
They said I have a universal blood type
      Em                G
I can give to anyone in need
           Em                   G          Em  G
But only receive from someone exactly like me (Mm)
        Am           G
And I'm trying to be positive
    Am              G
But oh, it's really hard
      Em           G
I'm a loner, I'm a loser
          Em              G
Won't you shoot me in the yard?
       C           D
Put me down like a lame horse
   C              D
Or send me to the farm
              Em     G Bm
Where all the dogs go (Oh)

[Refrão]

            Em                     G
I've been a really good dog, can I come inside?
                Em                      G
Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can I go for a ride?
         Em                      G
I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight
              Em                           G                         Bm
You know, I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bitе (I can really bite)

[Segunda Parte]

       Em               G
'Cause my dog diеd last year
         Em            G
He fell asleep in my embrace
        Em                G
And the very last thing I told him
              Em              G
Was, "See you soon and we can race"
           Am            G
You know a mercy kill is what I seek
         Am               G             Em G Bm
I didn't ask to live, but dying's up to me

[Refrão]

            Em                     G
I've been a really good dog, can I come inside?
                Em                      G
Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can I go for a ride?
         Em                      G
I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight
              Em                           G
You know, I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bitе

[Post-Refrão]

C     D     C  D
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Em    G     Bm
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

[Terceira Parte]

               Em             G
Well, they say all dogs go to Heaven
      Em           G
Well, what about a bitch?
Em            G
What about an evil girl
     Em         G
Left lying in a ditch?
         Am               G               Am          G
Told the three people who asked that I am in a better place
             Em                G
With lots of trees and lots of grass
             Em                G
And lots of, lots of chocolate cake

[Ponte]

               C             D
'Cause I'm not old, but I am tired
        C                D
I'm not strong, I'm very weak
        Em            G
I'm not old, but I am tired
        Bm
I'm not here, I'm somewhere else
        C             D
I'm not old, but I am tired
        C              D
I'm one hundred ninety-six
              Em           G
In dog years, I have seen enough
             Bm
I've seen it all

[Refrão]

            Em                     G
I've been a really good dog, can I come inside?
                Em                      G
Yeah, I've been such a good girl, can I go for a ride?
         Em                      G
I'm on a real short leash, but I like it tight
              Em                           G
You know, I'm such a sweet girl, but I can really bitе

[Final]

Em          G
Down like a lame horse
   Em             G
Or send me to the farm
              Em      G  Em
Where all the dogs go

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