I'm a digital citizen, safe in my room
I've got my video to relieve the gloom
My mind's on a circuit with the nudes on the screen
Life's a no-go area - it's so obscene

You can't do this, you can't do that
You can't go forward and you can't go back

I'm a plugged in person, I'm a TV fan
But there's so many things that I don't understand
Why do you want to steal our TV - it's not real
It's a viewing game

You can't do this, you can't do that
You can't go forward and you can't go back