Zeroes take the lift
Use heavy duty motors to vertically shift
Whereas heroes, heroes take the stairs!
Zeroes like to waste
They buy things, break things, chuck them in haste
Whereas heroes, heroes make repairs!

It ain't easy... being a hero
No, it ain't easy... being a hero
In my hands I hold the future, but my heart is a powerzone
I can save the world, but I can't do it on my own

Zeroes motor on
Guzzle gas with no intent to change it anon
Whereas heroes, heroes walk the walk!
Zeroes take the plane
Wave their shlongs about and fly back again
Whereas heroes, heroes call and talk!

It ain't easy...