Intro:

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Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha 
 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha



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Five nights no sleep my minds battered 
 
D                     G
Stock market freefall dreams shattered

D                      G
Lost cause pulled up a sure winner
 
D                                G
Made a few bob in a new job as a serial killer




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You wanna talk to me white boy man 


(Rest Of the song's chord progression is the same)


You wanna talk to me white boy boy man
 You wanna talk to me white boy man
 Every night microwaved TV dinners
 Mobile phones make her brain shimmer
 Don't say the c word she got the all clear
 That jokes bad taste and so dog eared
 My mum says I look like Yul Brenner
 Too old for Hamlet . Too young for Lear
 Got a shaved head lost weight fakir
 Got a pierced lip cos it's still hip to appear queer

 You wanna talk to me white boy man
 You wanna talk to me white boy boy man
 You wanna talk to me white boy man

 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha 
 Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha

 And I'm all mashed up
 Mums droning on and on and on and on
 And I'm all mashed up
 Mums droning on and on and on and on
 She wants this she wants that
 She wants bling she wants tat
 She wants creams that can cover the cracks
 Wedded bliss
 Cancer scans
 She wants family man
 Self - esteem 
 And her old body back
 She says??