Mtv makes me wanna smoke crack
Fall out of the window and i'm never comin back
Mtv makes me wanna get high
Can't get a ride no matter how i try
And everything's perfect
And everything's bright
And everyone's perky
And everyone's uptight
I love those videos
I watch 'em all day........

(what's the problem?)
Uh...i dunno just stop the tape...

(lounge act)

Mtv whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack
Fly out the window and i'm never comin' back
Mtv makes me wanna get high as the moon
Like a rubber balloon
Aww get that squeegee
Everything's wonderful
Everything's grand
Everything's swinging
All across the land you know it
Bust out the biscuits
Strike up the band
Play those videos
Every woman and man

Cuz mtv, whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack
Fly out the window
And i'm never comin back
Mtv makes me wanna get high as a kite
Gettin all uptight
Take it
Aww yeah
Fake it till ya make it
Right about now
Steppin into a cold ass fashion
Aww yeah weedwack that thing

I work down at the video store
Makin some change
With a sparkle in my step
And a smile on my face
Condominiums risin above
And those video's are better than love

Yeah! mtv!
Mtv! check!
Mtv makes me wanna smoke crack!