Kid Rock (in background):
Lemme tell ya 'bout Kyle's momma
Straight out of tailor, Joe C.
Joe C.:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggist bitch I know
and she stinks like shit!
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,
Now she's fucked cause she still thinks she's pritty
I Just laugh, and walk on past saying:
"Shit, god damn thats a big fat ass!"
Should fuck that slut, she's a big fat trip,
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick!
Joe C., I'm a crazy hick, down with Kid Rock, and the South Park Click

I don't know much, But I know this shit:
Kyle's Momma's a Big Fat Bitch!

Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid Rock:
Kid Rock... check it, un hu, un hu...
My homme named Kyle lives up the block,
Got a big fat mom that sucks my cock!
Non stop, she's a sight to see,
A real slappy bitch that dusts right by me.
She might be the best suck in the Mountians,
Ten times a week, but shit, who's counting?
I'm astounded by the thing's she does,
She's the suckinist, fuckinist creep there ever was!

She aint a slut she's a supper groupie,
Pass that bitch around like a dubbie!

I don't Know much, but I know this:
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch!

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid Rock (in background):
Oh, shit....
Tell 'em Joe

Joe C.:
Im Joe C., the "C" stands for cool,
I might be a fuck, but i aint no fool!
I Just rolled from South Park to Boulder,
Cause Kyles mom trippin' on that soil Boulder!
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that freak ass pimp,
But You Know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy,
Colorodo Bitches aint shit but yuppies.

Wut up, I'm the J-O-E to the Mother Fucking C
It's the place to be,

I don't Know much but I know this,
Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch!

Kid Rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Joe C.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid Rock (In Background):
You, that's right, Joe C., Kid Rock,
The Twisted Brown Mother Fucking Trucker,
This Goes out to all the Fat Bitches...
Hehehe!
Yo, Yo, let's make some wine.