E
I found someone new who treats me better
E                                     B
She don't bitch about things we ain't got

E
When I sing this tune it don't upset her

B                                 E
She's half your age and twice as hot


(Verse)

A
Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes

E
Doesn't care about the strippers dancing at my shows

A                                                 B
She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know

(Chorus) 
E
I found someone new who treats me better
E                                      B
She don't bitch about things we ain't got

E
When I sing this tune it don't upset her

B                                 E
She's half your age and twice as hot


(Verse)
A

Oh she don't start trouble cuz she dont need drama

E
She likes it in the mornin' and she loves my momma

A                                               B
I'm her big poppa an she's my little rock n roll

(Chorus)

(Chorus) 
E
I found someone new who treats me better
E                                       B
She don't bitch about things we ain't got

E
When I sing this tune it don't upset her

B                                 E
She's half your age and twice as hot