Howie thought brass was the height of style
Now he's got something of a steampunk smile
And it's all right
It's all right, it's all right

Sally got a dagger hung from her septum
O'Malley cut his ears off, but wishes that he kept 'em
And it's all right
It's all right to look cool
You do what you do what you do

Rooney got his skull exposed, doggone it
Soon he's gonna get scrimshaw carved on it
And it's all right
It's all right to look cool
It's all right, it's all right

Do what you want with you
Be nonchalant with screws
Stuck through your eyelids
You new wave of pirates

Modify
Modify whatever
Modify
Modify and sever
Modify
May nothing get rejected
May nothing get infected

Mason got Frankenstein stitches installed
Adjacent to her eyes 'cause she wants to look mauled
And it's all right
It's all right, it's all right

Johnny stuck 20 gauge nails through his feet
Donnie stuck 40 if only to compete
And it's all right
It's all right to look cool
You do what you do what you do

Stan tried to scarify his neck with a rope
His plan kinda failed, but it would've been dope
And it's all right
It's all right to look cool
It's all right, it's all right

Do what you want with you
Be nonchalant with screws
Stuck through your eyelids
You new wave of pirates

Modify
Modify whatever
Modify
Modify and sever
Modify
May nothing get rejected
May nothing get infected

Modify
Modify whatever
Modify
Modify and sever
Modify!
May nothing get rejected
Knock yourself out
May nothing get infected