I'm tired of normie shit
I'd prefer, 2d tits

How's going mina-san?
You know
I have a dark tragic backstory that
I think you might relate to!
It's a bit sudden but, hear me out ok?
Well, here goes nothing!

Each day I play by normie rules
Act my best, always keep it coll
And it's been this way since I first started school

But inside, I just wanna shout
And rock with my 12 inch cock out!
Say with pride, without even a shred of doubt!

Cause the truth is
2d is best
And I know I'm truly blessed
Every day I see anime chests!

Skill issue, yes
But only they get me wet
And real life people just make me feel depressed

Yeah, I might be weeb scum
Head empty and dumb
But I'm still right when I say
Anime makes me cum
When they bounce up and down
I can't wear a frown!
I dream of motor boating them till I drown

Yeah
I know what you're thinking
What a pick me, right?
But let me tell you
The only person I wanna be picked by
Is a girl with big fat biddies

No, don't think I need therapy
Give me waifus and leave me be
Already know the whole world os judging me

Normie life is heartless and cold
Boobs are soft, with warmth you can hold!
Time may pass, but they neem to get old!

By the way, yes
A-cups are fine!
And if you're flat, I don't ming!
Make up for it with a fat behind

Booba is nice
But a good ass adds some spice
If she has both then I would pay any price

Otaku trash indeed, but hey
Don't you see
A real person can betray
But my waifu won't cheat
Made of sugar and spice and everything nice
To see her smile I'd make any sacrifice

Of the human race
I'm the number one disgrace
But she, stays with me

To live a life of lies
Or anime thighs
I'd pick the latter and kiss life goodbye

Yeah, I might be weeb scum
Head empty and dumb
But I'm still right when I say
Anime makes me cum
When they bounce up and down
I can't wear a frown!
A waifu hater is the world's biggest clown

The internet allows me to speak my truth!
Do not believe the heathens when they say 3D is better!
They can pry this 2bit corn out of our cold dead hands!