G5...................[3x003x]
G5/C.................[x3003x]
Gsus4................[3x001x]


| C5 |

| C5 | F/C | G5/C | C5 | x8


         C
We’re a badass band
          F/C      C
From the kick ass south
                      G5
Pizza goin’ down the sofa
   C
A rockin’ little band
       F     C
Got a record out
     G5/C                C
And buddy it’s a hit all over

         C
We’re a badass band
          F/C      C
From the kick ass south
 C                 Gsus4
Cornchips in the shagpile
 C
We’re a’ gonna punch
      F/C           C
One another in the mouth
         G5                    C
They’re giving us a brand new hairstyle


 C            F             C/G
Get on down, turn ‘em all around
 C                     G5
Kick ’em in the old cojones
       C            F             C
Gotta get on down, turn ‘em all around
 G5                 C
We’re the Oklahoma Ponies

 C      C/E   F             C/G
Get on down, turn ‘em all around
 C                     G5
Kick ’em in the old cojones
       C            F             C
Gotta get on down, turn ‘em all around
      G5                 C
‘Cos we’re the Oklahoma Ponies


         C
Now the badass boys
            F/A         C
They’re a’ gonna wanna fight
           C         G5
Like they do in Oklahoma
            C
They got a killer girl
     F/A     F
To dress us right
     C/G        G5/B  C
And buddy do I wanna bone her

         C      C/E
We’re a badass band
          F        C/G
From the kick ass south
 C                    G5
Pizza going down the sofa
   C
A rockin’ little band
        F/A   F
With a record out
     G5           G5/B   C
And buddy it’s a hit all over


 C      C/G   F             C/G
Get on down, turn ‘em all around
 C              F/A    Gsus4  Gsus4/B
Kick ’em in the old cojones
       C      C/E   F             C
Gotta get on down, turn ‘em all around
 G5       G5/D      C
We’re the Oklahoma Ponies

 C      C/E   F             C
Get on down, turn ‘em all around
 C             C/E    G5
Kick’em in the old cojones
       C      C/G   F             C
Gotta get on down, turn ‘em all around
      G5       G5/D      C      C/G
‘Cos we’re the Oklahoma Ponies


| F F/A | Bb F | F F/A | C C/G |
| F F/A | Bb F | C C/G | F F/C |