I'm too old to fall in love for the first time
But too young for the last
I'm too weak to keep going and going
But too strong to keep running right back
I'm too smart to make the same mistakes
But too dumb not to try it
I'm too nice to say how I really feel
But I'm too mean for compromising

I'm a walking contradiction
I will always be the same except I'm different now
And it's bittersweet in my comfortable misery
I'm a walking contradiction
I'm a living breathing talking work of fiction, oh
A definite maybe deliberate mistake
A wise fool
And I may be wrong but it's true

I'm too ugly to love my reflection
But too pretty to complain
I'm a girl and that's all I'll ever be
But I'm a woman just the same

I'm a walking contradiction
I will always be the same except I'm different now
And it's bittersweet in my comfortable misery
I'm a walking contradiction
I'm a living breathing talking work of fiction, oh
A definite maybe deliberate mistake
A wise fool
And I may be wrong but it's true
And I may be high but I'm cool