Abm Dbm Abm Dbm

[Verse 1]
Abm
"Let's start with the baby's gender
Abm
Do you know what you both want?"
Dbm
"Well, we discussed it and we're pretty sure
Dbm                 Abm
We'd like to have a boy."
            Eb7
"OK, that's fine..."

[Verse 2]
Abm
"6'2" with perfect vision
Abm
Good teeth and even skin
Dbm
Block the addiction gene
Dbm                              Abm
And quarantine his temper if you can..."
           Eb7
"OK, we'll see..."

[Chorus]
Fb          Cb              Gb              Abm
"He needs a homing chip put deep inside his wrist
Fb          Cb            Gb               Abm
In case somebody tries to steal our little prince..."

Abm              Gb
"You're not the first in line
Dbm              Abm
And I don't have a lot of time
       Abm                Gb
If you look, I'm sure you wouldn't mind
   Dbm             Eb7
To pick one of our stock designs
     Dbm      Eb7    Abm
I'll leave it with you..."

[Verse 3]
Abm
"He shouldn't have to go to school
Abm                              Dbm
Like all those people off the grid
Dbm
He needs a good head start
Dbm                               Abm
Like every single other normal kid
Abm                   Eb7
I'm sure we'll find a way to pay...

[Chorus]
Fb         Cb                 Gb            Abm
He needs a humor chip, put it second on the list -
Fb            Cb            Gb               Abm
For when he's old enough to realize where he is
Fb        Cb              Gb                 Abm
And if we can't afford to give him what he's worth
     Abm                 Gb       Dbm     Eb7
Just make sure that he's strong enough to work..."

Abm              Gb
"You're not the first in line
Dbm             Abm
And I'm running out of time
      Abm         Gb
I can recommend a friend of mine
    Dbm                Eb7
Who deals with our low budget line

Abm                Gb
But if you want to make him right
Dbm         Abm
So he has a better life
        Abm              Gb
You can sign us back his human rights
    Dbm             Eb7
And get him now for half the price
       Dbm    Eb7    Abm
It's a pretty good deal..."