Intro: Am  G  F  E

Am           G             F      E
Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction
            Am                        F                    E
Forgive our sins forged at the pulpit with forked-tongue-selling faux sermons
       Am     G                  F               E
'Cause I am a new wave of gospel sharp and you'll be thy witness
            Am                                                     Am G
A gentlemen if you're gonna preach. For God's sake, preach with conviction

               Am
Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
G
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it.
F
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
              E
Now don't you move.

               Am
Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
G
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it.
F
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
              E
Now don't you move.

                              Am              G
Just stay where I can see you douse the light!
                            Am    Am G Am G F E
We sure are in for a show tonight.

   Am                        G                F             E
In this little number, we're graced by two displays of character
               Am              G            F            E
We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire v. walking contradictions
    Am            G                     F                            E
And I for one can see no blood from the hearts and the wrists you'd allegedly slit
    Am              G                       Am                   Am          F
And I for one won't stand for this. If this scene were a parish, y'all be condemned.

               Am
Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
G
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it.
F
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
              E
Now don't you move.

               Am
Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
G
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it.
F
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
               E
Now don't you, don't you move.

F                                 Am     G
Stay where I can see you douse the lights.
Am
We sure are in for a show tonight!
F                                 Am     G
Stay where I can see you douse the lights.
Am                                                  G
We sure are in - Stay where I can see you douse the lights.

Am G F E
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