Intro: Em7
 
     A           G
        There is no
                   D
        Castration fear.
             D7+
        In a chair,    
                 D6
        You will be,  
             A7/4     A7
        With me.
              G
        We'll dance,  
              D4/F#
        We'll dance,  
              Em7
        We'll dance,    
              D
        We'll dance.  
            Em7         A
        But no one will dance
             G
        With us
                D
        In this zany town.
             Em7             A
        Chim-chim-chim sings some praise
                 G
        For your elders
                       D
        They're in the bag.
      G
        Pick out some brazilian nuts
                 D
        For your engagement.
      G
        Check that expiration date man,
      D
        It's later than you think.
                  A
        You can't enjoy yourself, I can't enjoy myself.
                  G
        You can't enjoy yourself, I can't enjoy myself.

        Move that swing,
            D
        And watch it break straight like an ox.
        Em7            A
        But I won't be there
           G
        To live you,
           D
        Ah ah ah.
         Em7    A            G
        Cause I don't have a clue,
           D
        Anymore.
      D
        Maybe we could dance,
      D7+
        Maybe we could dance,
      D6
        Maybe we could dance,
          G
        Together,
          D4/F#
        Together,
          Em7
        Together,
          D
        Together.
      D
        First time we'll see,
      D7+
        and then we'll be,
      D6
        Five times forever,
      A7/4                 A7    G  D4/F#  Em7  D
        And we'll never be lost.