Tom :D

D
Make your money with a suit and tie
A
Make your money with a shrewd denial
C                              G
Make your money expert advice,
G   A                 (before chorus hold 1st A on this line)
If you can wing it
D
Make your money with a power ply
A   
Make your money with a buyout bribe
C            G  G  A  
Make it lie     as long as you mean it
Chorus:
Gm      C             G
I'm not King of Comedy
Gm              C             G
Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)

D
Make your money with exploitation
A 
Make it holy illumination
C                             G
Say a prayer at every station
G               A  
Don't forget to ask for mercy
D
Make your money with a pretty face
A
Make it easy with product placement
C                                 G
Make it charged with controversy
G                 A
I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi

Gm      C             G
I'm not king of comedy,
Gm           C         G
I'm not your magazine,
Gm           C          G
I'm not your television

{Bridge:}  G5  Slide (8x)

D
Make your money, make it rich
A
make it young and make it quick
C                                     G
Make your money on the jukebox, baby,
G    A 
it's pick up sticks
D
Make your enemies make your moves
A
Make your critics fumble through
C                                   G
Make it smart and make it schmooze
G       A 
Make it look easy
Gm      C             G
I'm not king of comedy,
Gm           C         G
I'm not your magazine,
Gm           C          G
I'm not your television
Gm           C             G
I'm not your movie screen
Gm         C     G
I'm not commodity    (all together now)
{Following chords are picked:}
Gm          C     G
I'm not commodity
Gm          C     G
I'm not commodity
Gm          C     G
I'm not commodity
Gm          C     G
I'm not commodity