Bb F C X 2

[Verse]
           F
Everybody writes

Everybody reads
           C
Everybody learns faster than me

             F
I'd like to learn

I'd like to read
                  C
I'd even like to love eventually

                Gm
But I've got a date with procrastination
            Bb
I've got a date

I don't want to be late

F Am

[Chorus]
             Bb
I've got a problem with my education
          F                     C
I got a problem, it drives me insane
             Bb
I've got a problem with this situation
            F              C                Gm
I've got a life without a brain, without a brain

Bb

[Verse]
             F
I'd like to write the next great novel
             C
I'd like to write a brilliant play
             F
I'd like to travel to distant nations
       C
Comprehend every word you say

                Gm
But I've got a date with procrastination
            Bb
I've got a date

I don't want to be late

F Am

[Chorus]
             Bb
I've got a problem with my education
          F                     C
I got a problem, it drives me insane
             Bb
I've got a problem with this situation
            F              C                Gm
I've got a life without a brain, without a brain

Bb F Am         Bb F C X 2

                  Bb
Well I'd like to learn about musical theory
                 F                  C
And I'd like to learn about philosophy
             Bb
I'd like to learn a foreign language
                 F              C
Hey, maybe I'll do that eventually

                 Bb
But I've got a problem with my education
          F                     C
I got a problem, it drives me insane
             Bb
I've got a problem with this situation
            F              C                Gm
I've got a life without a brain, without a brain