Intro: |A E|  |D E|
       |A E|  |D E|

Verse 1:

A                  E
I wouldn't be so a-lone
                B7               E
If they knew my name  in ev-e-ry home
      A                         E
Kevin Spac-ey would call on the phone
               D     E
But I'd be too bu-sy

Verse 2:
     A                        E
Come back to the old five and dime
            B7            E
Cameron Di-a_z  give me a sign
A                          E
I'd make you smile all the time
             D   Bm7                    F#m   F#
Your con-ver-sa__tion  would compliment mine__

Chorus:
G        D                        A
I_ will_ talk  and Hollywood will lis-ten
G          D             A
See_ them_ bow  my ev'ry word_
   G           F#                     Bm        G(2)
Mr Spiel_berg_ look  just what you're miss-ing____
D                               C
Doesn't that seem   a litte  ab-surd?
                Em
Bow at my ev'ry word_

Instr:

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Verse 3:
A                       E
Buy up the rights to my book
          B7                              E
Live on a ranch  from-what-the-box-office-took
A                     E
I'll go and visit the set
                      D         E
They'll call me their sa-viour__

Verse 4:
A                     E
All other people will scorn_
          B7               E
Ce-le-bri-ty  lives on the moon_
A                        E
But I'll be back home in June
               D        Bm7
To promote the se-quel_

Chorus:
G        D                        A
I_ will_ talk  and Hollywood will lis-ten
G          D             A
See_ them_ bow  my ev'ry word_
   G           F#                     Bm        G(2)
Mr Spiel_berg_ look  just what you're miss-ing____
D                               C
Doesn't that seem   a litte  ab-surd?
                Em     |Em N.C.|
Bow at my every word_